Dont Spot Me Im Trying To Die – Funny T-Shirts, Gag Gifts, Meme Shirts, Parody Gifts, Ironic Tee, Dad Jokes, College Humor
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▼ Gildan Fabric Details:
▼ Shirt:
– Heavy Cotton
– 5.3 oz/yd² | 100% US Cotton
Features:
– Heavy Cotton offers an extensive color palette across a variety of silhouettes
– Classic width, rib collar
– Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
– Classic fit, seamless body
– High-performing tear-away label; transitioning to recycled material
– Safety Green is compliant with ANSI – ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
– Fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions
– Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
▼ Sweatshirt:
– Heavy Blend
– 8 oz/yd² | 60% Polyester / 40% US Cotton
Features:
– Heavy Blend features a cozy, brushed interior and an extensive color palette across a variety of
silhouettes
– 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
– Classic fit, seamless body
– Safety Green is compliant with ANSI – ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
– High-performing tear-away label; transitioning to recycled material
– Fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions
– Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
▼ Hoodie:
– Heavy Blend
– 8 oz/yd² | 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester
Features:
– Heavy Blend features a cozy, brushed interior and an extensive color palette across a variety of
silhouettes
– Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
– Pouch pocket
– 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
– Classic fit, seamless body
– Safety Green is compliant with ANSI – ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
– High-performing tear-away label; transitioning to recycled material
– Fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions
– Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
▼ Tank Top:
– Heavy Cotton
– 5.3 oz/yd² | 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester
Features:
– Heavy Cotton offers an extensive color palette across a variety of silhouettes
– Bound neck and armholes
– Classic fit, side seamed body
– High-performing tear-away label; transitioning to recycled material
– Fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions
– Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
▼ V-Neck:
– Heavy Cotton
– 5.3 oz/yd² | 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester
Features:
– Made with our soft ring spun cotton and cotton blends, Softstyle’s high stitch density fabric offers a
smooth
printing surface
– Narrow width, rib collar
– Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
– Modern classic fit, side seamed body
– High-performing black tear-away label; transitioning to recycled material
– Fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions
– Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
▼ Bellas+Canvas Fabric Details:
▼ Shirt:
– 4.2 oz./yd² (US) 7 oz./L yd (CA) | 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton | 32 singles
– Ash is 99/1 Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/polyester
Features:
– Pre-shrunk
– Retail fit
– Unisex sizing
– Cover stitched collar and sleeves
– Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
– Side seams
– Tear away label
▼ Sweatshirt:
– 8 oz./yd² | 52/48 airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/polyester fleece | 32 singles
Features:
– Pre-shrunk
– Mid-length
– Raglan sleeves
– Contoured seam on sleeves
– Bound neck
– Side seams
– Tear away label
▼ Hoodie:
– 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.4 oz./L yd (CA) | 52/48 Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/polyester | 32 singles
– Athletic Heather is 90/10 Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/polyester
– Black Heather is 85/15 Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/polyester
– Heather Navy is 60/40 Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/polyester
– Marbles are 85/15 Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/polyester
– DTG colors are 70/30 Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/polyester
Features:
– Pre-shrunk
– Retail fit
– Unisex sizing
– White drawcord
– Pouch pocket
– Ribbed cuffs and waistband
– Side seams
– Tear away label
▼ Tank Top:
– 4.2 oz./yd² (US) 7 oz./L yd (CA), 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles
– Ash is 99/1 Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/polyester
– Athletic Heather & Black Heather are 90/10 Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/polyester
– Alternate Heather colors are 52/48 Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/polyester
– Triblends are 3.8 oz./yd², 50/25/25 polyester/Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/rayon, 40 singles
– Neons are 3.6 oz./yd², 52/48 Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/polyester, 40 singles
Features:
– Pre-shrunk
– Retail fit
– Unisex sizing
– Side seams
– Tear away label
▼ V-Neck T-Shirt:
– 4.2 oz./yd² (US) 7 oz./L yd (CA) | 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton | 32 singles
– Ash is 99/1 Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/polyester
Features:
– Pre-shrunk
– Retail fit
– Unisex sizing
– Cover stitched V-neck and hemmed sleeves
– Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
– Side seams
– Tear away label
▼ Comforts Colors Fabric Details:
▼ Shirt:
– Heavyweight
– 6.1 oz/yd² | 100% Ring Spun US Cotton
Features:
– Comfort Colors styles are garment dyed for that lived in feel and almost no shrinkage at home
– Soft ring spun cotton fabric with 100% cotton threads
– Topstitched, classic width, rib collar
– Signature twill label and shoulder to shoulder twill tape
– Relaxed fit, seamless body
– Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
– Our clean pigment dye colors are salt free
▼ Sweatshirt:
– Fleece
– 9.5 oz/yd² | 80% Ring Spun US Cotton / 20% Polyester
Features:
– Comfort Colors styles are garment dyed for that lived in feel and almost no shrinkage at home
– 3-end cotton face fleece made with 100% cotton threads
– 1×1 rib collar, cuffs and waistband
– Rolled forward shoulders
– Back neck patch for easy customization
– Signature twill label and back neck twill tape
– Relaxed fit, side seamed body
– Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
– Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
– Our clean pigment dye colors are salt free
▼ Long Sleeve:
– Heavyweight
– 6.1 oz/yd² | 100% Ring Spun US Cotton
Features:
– Comfort Colors styles are garment dyed for that lived in feel and almost no shrinkage at home
– Soft ring spun fabric with 100% cotton threads
– Topstitched, classic width, collar
– Twill taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
– Rib cuffs
– Signature twill label and shoulder to shoulder twill tape
– Relaxed fit, seamless body
– Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
– Our clean pigment dye colors are salt free
– Plastic waste is diverted from landfills annually by the removal of polybags from all products
except
color
White
▼ Hoodie:
– Fleece
– 9.5 oz/yd² | 80% Ring Spun US Cotton / 20% Polyester
Features:
– Comfort Colors styles are garment dyed for that lived in feel and almost no shrinkage at home
– 3-end cotton face fleece made with 100% cotton threads
– 100% ring spun cotton face for enhanced printability
– Jersey lined hood with color matched flatcord
– Rolled forward shoulders
– Back neck patch for easy customization
– Pouch pocket
– 1×1 rib collar, cuffs and waistband
– Signature twill label and back neck twill tape
– Relaxed fit, side seamed body
– Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
– Our clean pigment dye colors are salt free
Production time:
- Standard Shipping: Orders typically ship within 1-2 days or 3-4 days, depending on your chosen options. (Refer to the options below.)
- Priority Shipping: All products ship within 2-4 days.
Shipping time:
- Standard Shipping: Delivery usually takes 3-4 days or 4-7 days, depending on your chosen color. (Refer to the color options below.)
- Priority Shipping: Delivery typically takes 4-5 days for all products.
Note Regarding Product Colors:
Recommended Options for Fastest Shipping:
- Gildan Unisex T-shirt: black, white, light blue, light pink, charcoal, navy, red, sport grey, maroon, dark heather, royal blue, sand, forest green, ash grey, purple.
- Gildan Unisex Hoodie: black, white, navy, sport grey, sand, forest green.
- Gildan Unisex Sweatshirt: black, white, forest green, sand, sport grey, light pink, military green, maroon, red, royal blue, ash grey.
| Type | One Side, Two Sides |
|---|---|
| Color | Ash, Dark Heather, Light Blue, Light Pink, Natural, Navy, White, Black, Red |
| Size | 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, L, M, S, XL |
While we want every order to be perfect, mistakes can happen occasionally. We can offer reproductions and refunds for your orders if there are order mistakes. If you are submitting a reproduction or refund request, please include photo evidence of your product in your order.
Cases where we cover the Reprinting cost (Reproductions) or Refunding:
- Faulty printing: In the event of issues such as blurry printing, color loss, or distortion not in line with the designed sample, …
- Spelling errors on the shirt: If there are any spelling errors on the product, we will take responsibility and assist with exchanges or returns.
- Incorrect color delivery: If the product is delivered in a different color from the placed order, customers have the right to request an exchange at no additional cost.
- Strange color stains on the shirt: If there are any issues related to unwanted color stains on the product, we will accept exchanges.
- Other errors originating from our products or services: We will review and resolve any other error cases originating from our products or store services to ensure customer satisfaction.
- The product in your order is broken or damaged during transit.
- You receive the wrong product in your order.
- The order is lost in transit, and the initial shipping address was correct.
If the goods delivered to you fall under one of the criteria noted above, please follow below steps to request from our customer service:
- You must submit a request for a return within 30 business days after you receive your goods.
- After 14 business days, no return will be accepted. Also, if goods are returned prior to submitting your request, those goods are forfeited.
- Please note that customers are responsible for return shipping labels. We will send you return instructions separately by email.
- You must submit a request for a return within 14 business days after you receive your goods.
- It will take approximately 5-10 business days to process your refund.
Products at Keeptee are designed and manufactured according to customer specifications. Therefore, we cannot accept or support returns in the following cases:
- Incorrect print selection for the product.
- Choosing an inappropriate size for personal needs.
- Spelling errors or incorrect information provided by the customer. (for custom products)
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this form of payment. Please check further information about the Buy Now Pay Later transaction here.
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Dont Spot Me Im Trying To Die - Funny T-Shirts, Gag Gifts, Meme Shirts, Parody Gifts, Ironic Tee, Dad Jokes, College Humor
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I bought this shirt in a men’s x-lrg, dark green, as a birthday gift for a relative. I can’t vouch for sturdiness of the fabric, or how well it will hold up to washing, but I CAN verify that the printing is beautiful and the silkscreening is well done.
The shirt was very thin but the image was great and my son loves it.
Might run a little small in women’s but I still love it!